Thursday, March 13, 2008

Favorite answers

We've been talking about the Civil Rights movement lately because it is the historical context in which the novel we're reading takes place. (Boy I felt like I went out of the way to avoid ending that sentence with a preposition, and now the sentence just sounds stuffy)

My students had to write in-class essays about a Civil Rights topic of their choice. Here are some of the fantastic lines from these essays (just assume [sic]):

  • "Martin Luther King was a famouse black African American."

  • "...and the schools where integrated, which is when they bring all the raceists together."

  • "The Jim Crow laws were named after a black charactor in a menstrual play."

  • "The status quo is the right to beat on people because of they're race."

1 comments:

Aaron said...

Integration is when they bring all the racists together! I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that. Really...it's brilliant.

Also, Ms. English Teacher, couldn't you just write:

We've been talking about the Civil Rights movement because it is the historical context of the novel we're reading.

That solves the preposition issue and where not to put it at.