Bernanke...

I wouldn't typically do two caption contests in a row, but this was the lead photo on CNN.com this morning:



Here's my thought: "When we're through with you, you will all have only ONE dollar left." What are your captions?

The Long-Awaited Return of...

The Caption Contest! Yes, readers, it's back. A contest in which you can win the unheard laughter of others who also read this blog. It's an amazing payoff, really. Better than an investment portfolio.

So, here's the picture. You supply the caption in the "Comments" section.