That was a close one.

Most of you have probably seen that, after the flubbed lines in the original Oath of Office, Chief Justice John Roberts administered the oath a second time, just to be on the safe side.

Well I, for one, am relieved! I heard that President Obama deliberately flubbed his line in the Oath of Office as part of an elaborate and diabolical plan. Once he "took office," he would assume all the power of the President but none of the obligations, using his position to convert all Americans to Islam and magically turning all American-born babies gay.

Chief Justice Roberts must have heard about this too. Making Obama take the oath a second time may just have saved us all...