Most of you have probably seen that, after the flubbed lines in the original Oath of Office, Chief Justice John Roberts administered the oath a second time, just to be on the safe side.
Well I, for one, am relieved! I heard that President Obama deliberately flubbed his line in the Oath of Office as part of an elaborate and diabolical plan. Once he "took office," he would assume all the power of the President but none of the obligations, using his position to convert all Americans to Islam and magically turning all American-born babies gay.
Chief Justice Roberts must have heard about this too. Making Obama take the oath a second time may just have saved us all...
Thursday, January 22, 2009
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I can only dream of the day when we live in a world of all-gay babies. Think how much easier shopping for baby showers would be!!!
I heard that Barack Obama was supposed to take the oath of office on a gay baby. You know, "...So help me gay baby." That was supposed to be right before he donned his keffiyeh and released all the detainees in Guantanamo to wage jihad on America.
I'm shocked that it didn't happen that way. It seemed like such a sure thing...
Wait, I was just watching Fixed Noise, excuse me Fox News, and I heard the President Barack Hussein Obama of the United Socialist States of America wanted to abort ALL babies not make them gay.
He wants to abort them AFTER he turns them gay. You must have missed that part of Sean Hannity's show...
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