Original Caption: President George W. Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair walk through the grounds of Hillsborough Castle in Northern Ireland.
The object of the game is to come up with a 'better' caption; the comedic/satiric angle (a la MST3K) is preferable. Some questions to ask yourself to help come up with a caption for this particular photo, for instance:
1. What are they talking about? (Specific imaginative quotations are a plus here)
2. What is their body language saying (e.g. what do you make of Tony's leaning toward Georgie)?
3. Why are they walking through the gardens of an Irish castle?
4. Does seeing the two of them together make you want to:
(a)clap (b)vomit (c)both (d)move to Canada (e)get wasted (f)celebrate freedom
(g)all of the above (h)none of the above
And so, I think you get the point. Just post your captions as they come to you. The writer of the funniest caption wins a prize! Woot!
10 comments:
"Let me get this straight: America was once a part of Great Britain?!?! How 'bout that? You learn something new everyday."
"Does anything seem wierd to you about a couple of guys in dry cleaned suits and starched shirts walking through the Irish countryside?"
"So tell me, Tony: what's it like to be king?"
Hold up a second, Big T. What do you mean subjects and verbs have to agree?
Yeah, really. I hold my hands out like this and you try to slap them. C'mon, President Blair.
"I swear to God Pastor Blair... castles are only this big in Texas."
Tony, I swear. Back there in the bushes. He was in a green suit and about this tall.
Hey Tone, don't tell anybody, but they let me drive Air Force 1 on the way over here. The pilot told me that if I kept it real steady he'd give me a set of wings to wear on my jacket.
"I tell you what, Tony, I asked for a midget this tall...and they delivered. Now you've got to GIT yourself to Amsterdam."
"All you do is put your hands on the turn table like this, then get jiggy with it!"
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