Cankles

Over the past couple of days, for some strange and unknowable reason, my feet and ankles have started to swell. I mean, really, really swell. My ankles are nonexistent, my feet have turned into gelatinous blobs, and my toes look like overstuffed sausages. What is up with this?!?!?! I want my ankles back!! Ach...like I needed another reason to hate feet.